President Short Pants (The Secret Diary of Ronald Rump Jr, Aged 13 and three-quarters)
by B.S. Washington
2020-05-04 18:13:43
President Short Pants (The Secret Diary of Ronald Rump Jr, Aged 13 and three-quarters)
by B.S. Washington
2020-05-04 18:13:43
VOTE DEMPUBLICAN IN 2020 - Read President Short Pants and laugh* at both sides!Like every teenage diary, Ronald Rump Jr's is full of shameful secrets. It's just that these ones belong to his dad - who happens to be President of the United States.Rona...
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VOTE DEMPUBLICAN IN 2020 - Read President Short Pants and laugh* at both sides!Like every teenage diary, Ronald Rump Jr's is full of shameful secrets. It's just that these ones belong to his dad - who happens to be President of the United States.Ronald Jr is the kind of kid who knows there is only one C in 'Apocalypse' and two Ds in 'Armageddon.' So, the fact that his dad's new business cards spell 'President' without a T is making him a tad nervous.1600 Pennsylvania Avenue's newest, youngest and, in his own eyes, smartest resident has two big ambitions - lexicographical triumph in the coming Big DC Spelling Bee and winning the hand of Ex-President Honolulu's delightful daughter, Honey.But, in a Washington DC world not entirely dissimilar to the America of 2019, where his social-media-obsessed classmates spend all their time on Me Tube, Glamstarr and Twutter, or watching right-on TV presenter, Calvin Snuggly, on PCC, or frothing shock-jock, Russ Tabernacle, on Wolf News - can an unusual boy like Rump Jr - more nineteenth-century than twenty-first - ever really fit in?And, how will his dad - the perpetually irascible President Rump - get on, in his own daily Twutter battles against Machiavellian President of the Crussian Federation, Dmitri Lupin, black-mailing leader of the hacking group, Geekylicks, Modem Lozenge, and the limpet-like special legal counsel, Prickland Molar? All this, while he tries to fulfil his promise to build 'Mount Rumpmore' and get the Canadians to pay for it.If you are a fan of The Onion, Saturday Night Live, The Late Show, or The Simpsons President Short Pants might be for you.(*Legal Disclaimer: Laughter not guaranteed. Almost entirely dependent on possession of own sense of humor.)Categories: Parody, Satire, Comedy, Humor, Humour (UK), Humorous
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