The 2,320 Funniest Quotes
The 2,320 Funniest Quotes
ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, p...
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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. ⢠God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. â Robin Williams ⢠Money canât buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. â Spike Milligan ⢠Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. â Oscar Wilde ⢠The answers to lifeâs problems arenât at the bottom of a bottle, theyâre on TV! â Homer Simpson ⢠When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was âAlways.â â Rita Rudner ⢠Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. â George Burns
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