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How Not to ACT Old : 185 Ways to Pass for Phat, Sick, Dope, Awesome, or at Least Not Totally Lame
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Passive Aggressive Notes : Painfully Polite and Hilariously Hostile Writings
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Thanks for Coming : One Young Woman's Quest for an Orgasm
Brocabulary : The New Man-I-Festo of Dude Talk
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