17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore
by Jenny Offill 2020-05-07 15:57:53
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"I had an idea to staple my brother's hair to his pillow. I am not allowed to use the stapler anymore."Here's a kid full of ideas, all day long. For example, in the morning, gluing her brother's bunny slippers to the floor sounds like a good plan. Bu... Read more
"I had an idea to staple my brother's hair to his pillow. I am not allowed to use the stapler anymore."Here's a kid full of ideas, all day long. For example, in the morning, gluing her brother's bunny slippers to the floor sounds like a good plan. But now she's not allowed to use glue anymore. And what about when she shows Joey Whipple her underpants--they're only underpants, right? Turns out she's not allowed to do that again, either. And isn't broccoli the perfect gift for any brother? It's just too bad her parents don't think so. But she has the last laugh in this humerous first picture book by an acclaimed novelist of books for adults.

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  • 10.80x9.30x0.30inche
  • 32
  • Dragonfly Books
  • September 13, 2011
  • English
  • 9780375866012
JENNY OFFILL is the author of the novels Last Things (a New York Times Notable Book of the Year and a finalist for the Los Angeles Times First Fiction Award) and Dept. of Speculation, which was shortl...
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